Leiha

It started at the Do-Drop Inn. After viewing the films of one Mr. Julian of the 11 inches Vic mentions to me how she has been trying to track down Julian because she wants to interview him for RBL. I asked Vic to let me give it a shot since I live in the porn capitol of the world! Everybody knows somebody so I thought I could put some feelers out and see if I could locate him. I couldn’t find much information on the Internet but I did find out that he worked for Jill Kelly Productions. So I called information to try and get a phone number. Wouldn't you know the operator was a guy? I think he thought I was looking for a job in porn because he was very interested in why I wanted the number. I was very vague and very embarrassed. Vic and I were quite disappointed that there was no listing. I had already put feelers out but wasn’t getting much of a response so it was time to go big! I emailed a local radio personality who’s very vocal about his sex life and explained who I was looking for and why. The very next morning I had an email from him. He had forwarded my email to a friend who was Julian’s publicist! We have contact! Less than a week later I was calling JULIAN to coordinate an interview (insert scream).

But first things first, I had to change the message on my machine just in case he wasn’t there and I had to leave a message. I had my 4 years old nephew on the machine and that was not the impression I wanted to leave Julian with so I changed my message to a generic message. No time to come up with anything brilliant.

Next thing you know, I was calling him. I think I lost 5 pounds in water weight due to sweating. But he was so nice and as accommodating as could be. I tried not to sound too much like a boob but it was a struggle. We set up a time for him to talk to the Headmistress 2 days later and the adventure begins.

Vic calls me after her interview with Julian. I have been glued next to the phone all night anxiously waiting for her call. She calls at 9:20 pm and we scream and gush and rave because I knew that the interview would go great and it did. I had asked Vic to see about me being able to get some shots of Julian to go with our interview. This is so that we have some photos exclusive to us and so I can meet him in person. Well Vic informs me that Julian invited me onto the set, thunk… After I recovered, the planning began. There’s no way in hell that the Headmistress will miss a chance to see Julian of the 11 inches in action, ummm, I mean in person. So I called Julian the next day and then he gave me dates and then he wanted me to call him again a few days later so that he could give me directions. I didn’t want to call him too much but he had no problem with it.

Once I got a specific date I had to get permission from my boss to use a sick day. He at first said no because we would be 2 people short that day but when I explained to him that I was going onto the set of a porn for a once in a lifetime adventure he had to agree (because I was going no matter what!).

Wednesday night Julian calls me to let me know that the call time has changed. We chat. It was funny though because he had called and his phone got disconnected so I didn’t hear anything on the other end so when he called back I was bitchy. I barked out a hello because I thought it was for my roommate. You can bet my tone of voice changed as soon as Julian asked for MOI!!!!

Thursday I pick up Vic and we spend the evening shopping, gabbing and getting ready for a day spent with Julian. While listening to his interview with Vic, guess who calls? Yep, Julian! I had sent him an email earlier in the day to ask him something. Vic, ever the cautious one wanted to know what he meant by a line in one of his emails. He had signed it “whatever’s cleaver” So I had emailed him and asked, “Is this a snuff film and are we the stars?” So he called and we had a good laugh and he assured me that it wasn’t a snuff film. I let him know that Vic would be happy to hear that. While on the phone he asked what kind of pictures were we looking for. So I said some individual shots and of course some group ones for my personal photo album. Vic is yelling in the background that we don’t need to take any naked shots. I didn’t want to repeat that on the off chance that we had the opportunity but he heard her in the background and asked what she said. I told him and he said there would be opportunities while they were filming to take pictures. OK, I meekly agree (jumping up and down and going crazy inside). Now I was trying not to get my hopes up that we would get to see him in action but he had just confirmed it. I asked if he was okay with it but he’s like, “yeah! It’s what I do” (swoon).

So the big day arrives! It’s Friday Aug. 3 and we are going to go meet Julian of the 11 inches! My Bod of the Year! I had talked to him on the phone and my impressions were all favorable. So far he has not let me down but this is it! This would either make me a fan for life or shatter my illusions. Vic and I took our time getting ready. His call time wasn’t until 4pm in Malibu. I didn’t want to be on time because that would make us look too anxious. We put a lot of thought in what we were going to wear. Usually I like to dress sort of sexy when I go out but I was going to be around these gorgeous girls.

It took us awhile to get to Malibu but that was fine because we weren’t in a rush. We had lunch at a wonderful restaurant called the Sage. We couldn’t resist the garlic dipping sauce that went with the bread. Luckily Vic had plenty of strong gum for us and I had Altoids. Can’t meet Julian with bad breath! By the time we got to the car it was 3:45! We were going to be on time! I really wanted to be fashionably late but what could you do?

It’s 3 miles up in the Malibu hills. About halfway up we pull over so that Vic could have a smoke to calm her nerves and I could check my make-up. I wasn’t really nervous all day but I was starting to get that way. This was becoming a reality. We were minutes away from meeting Julian!!!!!!!!!!!!

We pull up and the house that they are shooting at is gorgeous! There’s even a fountain, which draws Vic’s attention immediately. Everyone is clustered in an alcove to the right. I’m thinking Damn! We have to walk into a roomful of people. As we’re walking towards the people Julian steps right into our line of vision. He looks at us and smiles. Now I was a little worried that I wouldn’t recognize him. I don’t know why. I recognized him instantly. I had my one-second-giggle moment. I couldn’t help it. I got it under control before we got to him but it was hard. He introduced himself and shook our hands and took us over to meet Jill, his wife. We stood there talking to him knowing that we don’t belong but he totally put us at ease. He had brought movies for us (so I now have a Julian collection) and Jill gave us some baby tees and hats. How do I describe meeting Julian? It’s so hard. He was so wonderful. He was sweet, funny, gorgeous (I had worried because he put on more muscle but it looked great!), accommodating, friendly, the adjectives could go on and on. He basically gave us free rein to look at and do everything.

We talked for a little bit about where we grew up because Julian grew up in Everett, WA and I lived in Lake Stevens/Everett area. So we already sort of had a history.

Before the scene Julian and Jill went to brush their teeth and get ready. FYI, I did notice boxes of Massengils in the bathroom. Julian sat around contemplating. Vic and I checked our film and chatted with the cameraman until it was time. Let me tell you that it was freezing out there. They were doing their scene outside on cold steps. The director was on the tennis court and shooting up to where they were at the top of these steps. The director had a look on his face when he saw us still there sort of like, what are theses broads still doing here. But he didn’t say anything since Julian made it very clear that we were welcomed. We sat on the side of the steps freezing our asses off. I felt bad for them because they had to turn off the heaters because they were making too much noise.

Then the sex scenes started and suddenly I wasn’t so cold. Oh my BOD! He was HUGH! I just cannot even describe what it was like to see him in action. I had to look away at points because I’d get hit with moments of embarrassment. I mean, I am watching him having sex with his wife. It was very voyeuristic. Of course, I’d only look away for a moment because I didn’t want to miss anything. But I think the most interesting thing about it was that between scenes he was laughing and joking with the crew. Using his penis as a pointer and dancing around. There was a scene where he had to come down the steps. These are steep steps and his pants are undone so he’s hopping down and there it is just waving in the wind. Whew! It was amazing. It’s weird to sit there and listen to the director say, give him a soft blowjob. Okay, we have three minutes of that; give him a hard blowjob. Or the times where they stop because there’s a cramp in their foot or they need to adjust. They would do every scene from several different angles so this was a time consuming process. Plus, in between scenes they would pose for their still photographer (this is when Vic got her shots). They were very patient when the light would go out and they’d have to stand around in the cold. It was all so professional.

We watched a few more scenes and then we had to leave, reluctantly. It was 3 am and I had to work the next day and we were almost 2 hours away from home. We didn’t get a chance to say good-bye because we didn’t want to interrupt anything and his pants were down. It’s a little hard to go up to someone and shake his hand when his penis is practically my arms length.

Plus, I was wiped out. Vic had to drive home. A day spent with Julian put me through the ringer.

I don’t know if this can convey just how wonderful Julian was. He really went out of his way to make the experience a terrific one. Everything we asked of him he did. Any question we asked, he answered. He was personable, funny, modest, accessible, loves his wife and family, adores animals and let’s not forget GORGEOUS! You always worry that when you meet someone in person that they don’t live up to your expectations. No need to worry here. When we were talking on the phone he mentioned the fact that he was a simple man. I disagree. He is the perfect man.

I couldn’t out sexy them so I went with a hip casual look. I had just gotten contacts that week so I bought these cool shades and was ready to go (after an hour of make-up and hair). We stopped at the drug store to buy more film. You can never have too much. I almost bought a cheap camera just in case even though I had a camera and Vic had one. But Vic talked some sense into me.

signing my Playgirl

When Julian came down in his outfit my jaw dropped to the ground. Vic had been lamenting over the fact that Julian was wearing baggy shorts all day. She wanted tight jeans. I liked his shorts. They gave him the surfer boy look. Well when I saw what he was wearing I changed my opinion! He had on skintight leather pants and a form fitting red shirt and I couldn’t control my drool. God, he was so gorgeous!!!! I was lamenting the fact that I had shot a whole roll of black and whites and he wasn’t in those leather pants!
I told Vic to make sure she got a pic of that ass! He was goofing around shaking his Bon Bon!

Since we were in costume Vic asked him who would be servicing us? Laugh!

Vic and I were introduced to the director. He placed us deep in the back of a party scene. Our acting debut! We had to drink champagne and walk out of the scene. No problem right! It’s not as easy as it looks. We kept messing up when to walk out and once, we walked out and around and the stage manager is like, I think they need you on the set. I knew how long the scene was and I told him we just left but apparently they had a mess up and were re-doing it. So they were waiting on us! Then they were shooting a scene and the camera was at a different angle and we walked out. They were like rule of thumb, if the camera’s not facing you, you don’t need to move (in our defense, the camera was outside so we didn’t see the angle). Finally we finished our scenes. Vic and I mastered the art of counting to 15 and walking (but it sure didn’t look natural). I kept saying to myself, remember to suck in your gut. They were setting up for a different scene so Vic and I went to change. The wardrobe girl who was also an extra came and got us. Apparently, we were in this scene too. Oops! They were waiting for us again (you get what you pay for). Vic and I were running down the stairs and I’m grabbing my shoes and zipping my pants. In this scene we were leaving the party. So Vic and I had to set down our champagne flutes and exit. Again, harder than it seems, just ask Vic. She could not set down her glass without clunking it. Someone asked, what was that noise? We couldn’t do the scene with a straight face. We were laughing so hard. On the last take they kept the camera rolling so Vic and I are saying our good-byes while giggling. I think they’ll cut us out before we’re seen but it was too funny.

During shooting Julian is the one who is cracking jokes and talking after the director yells action. He totally keeps it loose. Vic made some comment about the stage manager giving us a dirty look and he immediately was like “who did that!” ready to jump to our defense. The last scene we were in was of the back of our heads. I think that scene may actually make it into the movie. The cameraman asked the director if he wanted a pick up shot of the front of us and you should have seen the look of horror on his face. I’d much rather the back of my head showing than my gut as I walk around in the background! And I think the director would prefer that too.

So at this point it’s almost 1a.m. and we haven’t seen any penises yet! People were leaving. Vic asked Julian if we should leave. My heart about stopped because I knew that the sex scene was next. Julian said, “no, why?” She mentioned the fact that everyone else was leaving and asked what was next. He told her the scene between him and Jill. She asked if we should leave again and he said no. Thank God! You know if they had, had the sex scene at 6pm we'd have been out of there by 8pm. Come on! We were waiting for the money shot! I didn’t want to leave before we saw him in action that’s for sure.

Vic asked Julian when do we get naked? We all had a good laugh over that one.

Me and my new best friend

I had a role of black and whites I wanted to take so Julian went with me to the side of the house. And sat while I shot to my hearts content. I had asked him earlier if it was weird for him having us there but he said no. He really is comfortable in himself. I think the only thing that differentiates being on this set versus some of the others is that there are girls in make-up with no top on. One of the actresses was walking around topless with curlers in her hair. I expected to see some sleazy guys or girls but the crew looked like any other crew and the cast was extremely friendly. We spent our time talking to the dialogue coach, one of the actresses, the make-up person, wardrobe person and cameraman. They are all so normal. They work on adult films but they also work on other films. They’re professionals in their fields. It was very enlightening.

They had a craft services table but we had eaten and really who could eat with him around? We wanted to stay out of the way so we just hung out by the fountain and he would come over and check on us. There is a lot of waiting around on movie sets! We should have brought a book but we were going to meet Julian. We didn’t think of any downtime. Julian took some pictures with us and later on we had him sign our Playgirls. He’s so dang down to earth that he asked if it was the Playgirl he was in when we pulled it out. Yes it was! It was the BIG issue!

We were on the set for hours and hadn’t seen any acting or penises. Apparently they had shot a 3 way upstairs with girls but we didn’t know about it. I would have peeked in to check it out if I had known. Vic and I were sitting on the stairs (still trying to be inconspicuous) when Julian came up and asked us if we wanted to be extras! Hello! We jumped at the opportunity. This was all Julian. They would have never of asked for us to be in the movie if it wasn’t for him. He took a great story and made it better. I’m sure the director was not thrilled. Remember what I said about not dressing sexy. Boy, did I regret that decision. They put us in wardrobe but the pants were a little loose on me, I was wearing men’s pants because nothing the women had would fit around my leg let alone my body and Vic’s tank top (thank goodness it stretches). They had put Vic in a dress with fringe with no cleavage! The highlight was Julian walked in on Vic when she was changing. Luckily, she had on her good underwear! He brought us our consent forms. After changing I left and forgot my consent form so when I went back up there a few minutes later Vic was up there and she pulled me towards the door. Julian and another man were changing! They saw me there and said come on in! I grabbed the consent forms with my head down, embarrassed even though they weren’t. I did notice that Julian was wearing gray briefs. Okay, I wasn’t looking down the whole time. I think my face was scarlet at the time but how often does one have that kind of opportunity? Vic was glued to the doorway.

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